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| CP1202B. Too much of
a good thing can be wonderful! Mae West. |
CP1204B. The only thing
that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense
inferiority of everyone else. Oscar Wilde. |
CP1208B. When people
keep telling you you can't do something, you kind of like to try it.
Margaret Chase Smith. |
CP1205B. Boys will
be boys, and so will a lot of middle aged men. Elber Hubbard. |
CP1203B. I can't help
but notice |
| Inside:
Celebrate to excess, you fabulous, beautiful hot mama! Happy Birthday! |
Inside: Happy Birthday
to one superior being from another! |
Inside: What the heck...
let's let the good times roll! Happy Birthday! |
Inside: Birthdays are
not for sissies! Let's do the manly thing: throw some dead animals
around our necks and hit the bars. |
Inside: That you'll
always be older than I! Happy Birthday!!! |
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| CP197. Happy Birthday to a dear
soul whose friendship I will cherish until our hair turns gray. |
CP192. So you want
a job where you can wear fabulous clothes and go as high as your abilities
can take you..... |
CP198. This is a chain
letter, sent to you for a bit of fun! Just send a copy of this to
twelve of your friends, then wrap up your husband, mail him to the
woman whose name appears at the top of the list, add your name to
the bottom of the list. When your name comes to the top of the list |
CP195. As women "of
a certain age", people expect less and less of us.. |
CP196. Keep Smiling! It makes people wonder what
you've been up to! |
| Inside: Like we're ever going to
let THAT happen! |
Inside ...perhaps you
should be more specific. |
Inside: You will receive
12,385 men. |
Inside: It's about
damn time! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
Inside: The beauty of getting older is that no one
could ever imagine what we've REALLY been up to! Happy
Birthday! |
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| CP1201B. Happy Birthday |
CP193. Many students
pursue higher education in order to delay their entry into the real
world. There is only one important question for you now..... |
CP194. After the rapture |
CP199. Psssst.... here
is a little birthday secret to amaze people with how young you look. |
CP1210B. Forgive us
our sins. |
| Inside: Ya big stud |
Inside: How many degrees
is it reasonable to get? |
Inside: Can I have
your stuff? |
Inside: Always tell
them that you're 15 years older than you really are! Happy Birthday! |
Inside: Here's to a
sinfully decadent birthday. It will be SO worth it! (and don't worry,
you will be forgiven) |