PETER J. KETCHUM
JUST FOR FUN CARDS
Peter's folk pop paintings, witty quotations and titles.

CP190. Front. Happy Birthday! I must warn you, however, that you have just turned the corner into a very dangerous period of your life.	CP1239R. Front. Who knew hooking up on line could be such fun.	CP187. Front. I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why my house is a mess...	CP185.Front. The most important thing in life, besides being fascinating, is having a good hairdresser.	CP183. Front. Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. W.C.Fields.
Inside. Your inner child is now an adolescent	Inside. And that I would be lucky enough to catch you.	Inside. I mean, really, who wants to clean house on the last day of her life?	Inside. ...and a housekeeper, a fast car, a slow man, and an excess of free time! I hope you get everything you want on your birthday.	Inside. Happy Birthday! (I'll bring the flagon, you bring the snake)
CP184. Front. Life is easier than you'd think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible and bear the intolerable,	CP186. Front. There ain't no cloud so thick that the sun ain't shinin' on the other side. Rattlesnake (1870s mountain man)	CP189. Front. This year for your birthday let's not do anythingillegal or immoral. How about if this year we just don't get caught?	CP175. Front. Some say the glass is half empty others say the glass is half full.	CP1238B. Front. Birthdays are such a trip...
Inside. Oh relax, it's just another birthday.	Inside. and that ain't a hot flash, it's sunshine in your heart, shootin' out!	Inside. Have the most fun you can have without landing in jail! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!	Inside. I say who gives a rat's ass as long as the bottle's nearby. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!	Inside.Hence the desperate and immediate need for a happy hour
CP188. Front. The older one gets the more one likes indecency. Virginia Woolf	CP1223B. Girls gone Wild!	CP1226B. Really?	CP1224B. She found the idea of a Toy Boy intriguing....but couldn't stop wondering if he came in a bigger size.	CP1222B. It takes at least two to get one into trouble....
Inside. Happy Belated Birthday! ( I called, but they said you were all tied up	Inside: At our age maybe it's more like Girls gone Mild. Happy Birthday anyway!	Inside: Thirty Nine Again? Whatever.	Inside: Hope your birthday is a HUGE success!	Inside: And I have two margaritas waiting, so le's go! Happy Birthday.
CP1227B. For your birthday I'm setting you up with a handsome young golf professional.	CP1215E. Always leave them wondering what is the more interesting piece of work, you or your hat.	CP1218B. Good girls go to heaven.	CP1217A. The winter of love can be as passionate as the summer of first romance.	CP1225J. I HAVE A "SPECIAL NEEDS" DIET....
Inside: Hope you'll get to play around! Happy Birthday	Inside:It's all about the Hattitude!	Inside: But naughty girls go everywhere else! So save the prayersand celebrate. Happy Birthday!	Inside: It just takes a little time to warm things up! Happy Anniversary.	Inside: ANYTHING FUN, FATTENING, OR ALCOHOLIC! WANT TO JOIN ME?

CP1233B. Front.. If you get arrested, a good friend will come bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, " Damn that was fun!"	CP1237B. Front. Happy Birthday Dude.
Inside. Happy Birthday to my partner in crime.	Inside. You don't look a day older than whatever you're pretending to be

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